Matt cleto's circus of poetry fun!

Hello everyone, to wrap up the unit, I'm going to be writing some poems with all of my grade A material and I guarantee you will love this post!

I present to you... Drumroll...

The Circus of Poetry Fun!

Now everyone should know,
The meaning of this show,
To entertain,
To BLOW THE BRAIN!
To best Edgar Allen Poe!

And so I begin with the post, I thank you in the most.

The Drunken Surgeon

"Wuzzat?" I wearily say,"Yer tellin' me now i have ta pay?"
"I sat here all through the bloody night' and now yer sendin' me off without a bite?"
"I got an appointment in two hours, I need some breakfast, I'm seein' flowers!"
"I'll pay ya back another day, but excuse me now, I'll be on muh way,
My patient can't wait, I can't concentrate,
My career could suffer a dire fate!
I sure do hope I sober up, or i'll be operatin' like a newborn pup."
So I waddled off to work, wearin' a half-assed drunken smirk.
I dragged myself to the operatin' room, started with a scalpel and
finished with a boom.
Now it's mid december, and I sure do remember,
that fateful day, when to my dismay,
My job was put out like a watery ember.
And now i'm just a bum, smelling of day old rum,
I wish each and every day,
I could relive that one another way,
So please don't ever get super drunk,
Or you'll be like me, sittin' on a pile of junk.

I don't usually write stuff with a moral, but i decided i'd do it just this once.
It's actually not the end of the world if you get drunk, just don't do it the night before an important surgery or driving.(MADD- Matt Against Drunk Driving)

Now for the second poem in the Circus of poetry fun!

Life Without a Skateboard

Imagine life without a skateboard deck,
I'd rather burn in the fire of heck!
You'd have no cool looking, rewarding way,
of getting wicked thrills almost every day!
You'd have to be speed dating, or somehow creating,
the perfect form of fun, of godly proportion, that doesn't have to do, with the sport of the gods called skating!
So the action we have to take, to regard skateboarding as a precious keepsake,
is to be more grateful, not more hateful,
of the legends who skated us awake!
(Chris Haslam, Daewon Song, Danny Way, Brandon Westgate, Chima Ferguson, Chris Cole)
All of these guys have stood to eliminate the stereotype that all skaters are punks
or delinquents, and these guys also know how to have fun. Peace out.




And now for the final poem in the Circus of Poetry Fun!

The Circus

Were goin' to the circus! It's comin' into view!
I just can't wait 'til I get there, mate, and I'll watch the circus with you!
There'll be dancing bears and balancing chairs,
a bearded woman and a hare in a hat,
There's gonna be a cool ring master,an elephant, and a man who is half rat.
We'll be eatin' popcorn in the happy crowd, we'll see the magician appear in a smoky shroud, He'll pull a coin from his ear and ride a magical cloud,
and we'll clap and cheer, 'cause we'll be happy here!
The seals are balancin' on the stage, the curtains reveal a tiger full of rage!
We hoot and whistle and cry and laugh,
The executioner splits a man in half!
Then his legs start dancin' when the show is done,
and the curtain closes on the Circus of Poetry Fun!

Thanks for tuning into Matt's Circus of Poetry Fun!

Euphoria

Hello, i say, I'm so positively happy today!
I woke up with a smile, as wide as a mile,
my eyes beaming like a bright sun ray.
I had a good breakfast, then walked through the rain,
to school I went, to the threshold of the brain.
I sauntered off to gym class, in the fitness room chatting with friends,
I emerged tired and worn, but still my euphoria did not end.
I hopped up the stairs and then through the crowd,
to blog and write and voice my opinions loud.
Then just like that, my morning's done, so now to lunch to have some fun.

Superman's Retirement Letter

I just want it all to end! My wounds, they cannot mend!
Is saving the world, not enough? To impress you people sure is tough!
You sit there and gawk all day, expecting me to say,
Don't fear, now, you're safe and sound, i'm here to make evil pay!
I'm tired of doing your dirty work,
While you just stand there being a jerk,
I can't always be everywhere at once, to believe that, you must be such a dunce!
It's so humiliating every day, to walk around in tights,
but you people just want more and more, but Superman has some rights!
So now i say, so long, good day,
from now on you fight your own fights!

Summer & Winter, best seasons of the year!

Spring and fall, i fail to see thier appeal,
I'd rather be warm and comfy, or shreddin the powder on reel,
I'd rather be skiing, down a white, powdery slope,
than sit around in the cold or rain, and feel downtrodden and mope.
I'd want to be in a halfpipe, skiing all day long,
or rippin' up the skatepark, watchin' druggies smoke a bong.
I don't want to be wet and weary, after a hard day at school,
I'd rather be drinkin' lemonade, and sittin' by the pool.
I don't want to be all cooped up, with nothin' fun to do,
I'd rather be crackin' jokes by the fire, and hittin' the halfpipe with you.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to die

The Epic look

Don't you look him straight in the eye,
for if you do, you'll certainly die,
His gaze so paralyzing, being held in it's grasp,
being eaten from the inside out, your neck like a clasp,
your head will bulge, then it will explode,
your limbs will inflame, you'll croak like a toad,
the fear in your eyes will grow and grow,
your brain as it fries will sizzle and glow,
your cortex will melt into a pile of gunk,
so please don't look at this film of a chipmunk!

The Donkey from Tegucigalpa

There once was a Donkey from tegucigalpa who ate some enchiladas while sitting on a larva. He lookes around and saw only a flambouyant Jar of Hemoglobin. It was flabbergasting. And of course you would expect there to be a chicken in such a titmouse filled area. Even the geese were eating bananas. The didgeridoo playing parakeets were playing thier didgeridoos like perpendicular kumquats. The porch giblets were all singing like grapes on a noodle. And in the end, lobsters will rule the world, with the super awesome donkey from tegucigalpa. Bleaaaaaaaaagh!!!

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Rip it Out (The teacher's perspective)

You can rip that out if you have the bread,
I'll need 60 dollars or you'll be dead,
I'm calling your parents and they wont be content,
They were gonna use that money to pay the rent,
I'll give you detention for one hundred days,
I'll pile on the homework 'til somebody pays,
I'll give you tons of work of every variety,
'til you wished that you never watched Dead Poets Society.

The creepy cow

The creepy cow.

The cow. It's stare like that of a crazy man,
Staring as hard as it possibly can,
Staring at me while still eating grass,
I sense only it's eyes despite it's mass.
It looks at me creepily, day and night,
it enters my dreams with an eerie light.
The way it scares me, I don't know how,
all that I know is that's one creepy cow.

Don't stay inside, come out of your home,
You can't truly live if you don't truly roam,
So pick the roses while you still can,
Make sure you live the fullest of your short life span,
So get outside, get out of your dome,
don't be like me, writing this stupid poem.(Don't be like this guy)

Waht poetry is to me...

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. Oscar Wilde



To me, poetry is fun to read, but utterly boring, unrewarding and difficult to write. This isn't a very good blog, but at least i'm telling the truth, unlike the people who say; "I think poetry is a deep and beautiful thing that touches my soul and awakens my blah blah blah. " (No offense to those people) In short, i don't do poetry.

BLEAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!