Best thingy ever. Comments please!

Rip it Out (The teacher's perspective)

You can rip that out if you have the bread,
I'll need 60 dollars or you'll be dead,
I'm calling your parents and they wont be content,
They were gonna use that money to pay the rent,
I'll give you detention for one hundred days,
I'll pile on the homework 'til somebody pays,
I'll give you tons of work of every variety,
'til you wished that you never watched Dead Poets Society.

The creepy cow

The creepy cow.

The cow. It's stare like that of a crazy man,
Staring as hard as it possibly can,
Staring at me while still eating grass,
I sense only it's eyes despite it's mass.
It looks at me creepily, day and night,
it enters my dreams with an eerie light.
The way it scares me, I don't know how,
all that I know is that's one creepy cow.

Don't stay inside, come out of your home,
You can't truly live if you don't truly roam,
So pick the roses while you still can,
Make sure you live the fullest of your short life span,
So get outside, get out of your dome,
don't be like me, writing this stupid poem.(Don't be like this guy)

Waht poetry is to me...

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. Oscar Wilde



To me, poetry is fun to read, but utterly boring, unrewarding and difficult to write. This isn't a very good blog, but at least i'm telling the truth, unlike the people who say; "I think poetry is a deep and beautiful thing that touches my soul and awakens my blah blah blah. " (No offense to those people) In short, i don't do poetry.

BLEAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!